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| Hillary for President Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Ohhh! I really don't want to do that. On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." |    |
Joke by maddog2840, in Celebrity and news events > Hillary Clinton - Tagged bush , lincoln , president - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Abraham Lincoln, if only you knew what you have done. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged lincoln , abolish slavery , obama , president - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Barack Obama recently said that he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his political heroes, Lincoln, Kennedy and Luther King. Surely this means he wants to be assassinated? | |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged obama , lincoln , kennedy , luther king , lol , america , elections - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month ago
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