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| This Big black prostitute who was also a Chelsea fan, got a tattoo of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of her thighs. She says to her punter "If you can guess who they are you get a free shag". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Shaun Wright-Philips! |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged black , prostitute , chelsea , tattoo , fat , lips - Current Score: 170 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| How do you drown a black man? Pop his lip. | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , blacks , racist , racism , lip , lips , pop , drown , drowning - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Fuck me!! I've just seen 2 blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers. Do you think they were lip reading? | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged dykes , lips , minge , pussy , lesbian - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why do women have two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , lips - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An Eskimo is fishing on the Polar ice pack at a time when there is sunshine 23hrs per day. After 18 hours his bum is numb with cold, so he packs up his catch and heads back to the igloo. He hangs up his sealskin coat, and sits down to tuck into his seal steak when his wife says: "Ingit" "What?", he says without changing his expression. "I've got some news for you." "What?", he says through clenched teeth. "Your mother-in-law's slipped on the ice, and broken her hip." Again his expression doesn't change, he picks up a frozen herring, reaches across the table, and smacks his wife on the side of her head with it. "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" she said, aghast, picking herself up off the floor. "I've told you before, don't make me laugh when I've got chapped lips!" | |
Joke by hussar, in Jokes with no home > Eskimo - Tagged wives , lips , fish , fisherman - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago
| Why do black people wear baseball caps? To stop the birds shitting on their lips | |
Joke by metallica-mad, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , baseball , cap , hat , bird , birds , lips , lip - Current Score: 7 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why did God give women 2 pairs of lips? Because he made a right cunt up with the first pair. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged cunt , lips - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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