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| What do America's 300,000 battered women have in common? They just wouldn't fucking listen. |    |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , listening , domestic violence - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I was talking to my wife the other day about reincarnation. She asked "what actually is reincarnation?" I said to her, "well, its when you die and come back as something completely different." "So, I could come back as a pig?!" she exclaimed I said, "you're not listening are you.....?" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Riencarnation - Tagged listening , pig , reincarnation , wife , die - Current Score: 72 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| My wife says I'm a bad listener... Well, that's what it says on this piece of paper. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , note , listening - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month ago
| What is the most sensitive part of a man when he is masturbating? His ears. | |
Joke by joetalin, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged listening , masturbation - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
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