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| I told the wife my ultimate sexual fantasy was to have a threesome. She was fucking livid when I told her it didn't involve her. |    |
Joke by Gash TL, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged sex , two other people , wife , livid , fantasy - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My wife bugged me to wash the cat the other day until I finally gave in. But after I'd done it I couldn't understand why she was so livid. I thought that she'd be made up that I'd finally figured out how to use the washing machine. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged wife , cash , washing , livid - Current Score: 5 - Added: 10 months ago
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