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| George moves to New York but never tires of telling people how fantastic Great Britain is. One day one of his work mates decides hes had enough and asks the obvious question "If Great Britain is so God damn marvellous, why the hell did you move to America?" "I had no choice" sighs George "I'm not too bright and they are all so bloody clever over there, America is the only place I had a chance of making a decent living...." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged living , chance , america , clever , bright , marvellous - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "the living one." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged executive , woman , company , living , dead - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months ago
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