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| A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?" |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged kinky , sex , blow , load , ear , mouth , years , wife , man - Current Score: 200 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a 6 year old Girl and a Washing Machine? A Washing Machine won't spit your load out... | |
Joke by Darklord, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged washing , machine , girl , load , oral , sex , spit - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months ago
| Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine? You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week. | |
Joke by connorjayy, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged sex , blow , load , essex girl - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
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