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| Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000'" The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Ferrari - Tagged ferrari , loan , bank , street , new york - Current Score: 110 - Added: 4 months ago
| An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American, the insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. The Paki then moves to England and claims benefits. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged english , englishman , american , america , usa , united states , china , chinese , gook , indian , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beer , loan , kashmir , yanky - Current Score: 59 - Added: 7 months ago
| A woman is in hospital in need of a blood transfusion. Luckily, her husband has the same blood type as her, so he gave her two pints of his blood. She soon made a full recovery and the couple lived happily on. Fifteen years later, they divorce and the man asked for EVERYTHING back, including the blood. So she whipped out her bloody tampon and put it in his hand. "What the fuck are you doing?" the bloke yelled. "Paying you back in monthly installments!" | |
Joke by Limey13, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged blood transfusion , period blood , period , loan , divorce , hospital - Current Score: 4 - Added: 10 months ago
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