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| I slept with one of those 'high class' prostitutes the other week. I'm not happy though, the bitch gave me lobsters. |    |
Joke by Randall, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , crabs , lobsters , high class , bitch - Current Score: 226 - Added: 4 months ago
| In a small fishing village, a fisherman was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three-pound live lobsters - one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season closed! Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Federal Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says: "Well me Laddie I got you this time - with two live lobsters three weeks after the season closed!" The fisherman says, "No - My Son you are wrong! These are two trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended." The Fisheries Officer says, "Trained like how?" "Well my son, each day I takes these two from my house down to the wharf and puts them in the water for a swim. While they swim I sits on the wharf and has me a smoke, or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes me two lobsters, and I takes them home!" "Likely story", the Fisheries Officer says! "Let's take them on down the wharf and see if it's true." So, the fisherman goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both lobsters into the water. The fisherman sits on a wharf piling and lights up a smoke, then another! After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the fisherman, "How about whistling?" The fisherman says "What For?" The Fisheries Officer says, " To call in the Lobsters" The fisherman says, " What Lobsters?" | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged lobsters - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I complained to the local council that I'd caught crabs at one of the town's public conveniences. The cheeky bastard said, "what do you expect for 20p, fucking scampi?" | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Crabs - Tagged puclic toilets , lobsters - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
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