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| There was a near tragedy at my local shopping centre recently. A power cut left four blondes stranded on an escalator for almost five hours. |    |
Joke by Munsta, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged stupidity , blonde , shopping , four , blondes , five , hours , local , shopping , centre , recent , power cut , power , cut , idiots - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year ago
| George Michael has been banned from his local pub today for having a sneaky fag in the gents. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > George Michael - Tagged george michael , fag , local - Current Score: 44 - Added: 10 months ago
| I like to do my bit for the local orphanage. For years now, I've been providing them with more orphans. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged orphans , local - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| So I was telling a joke about Scientology in my local yesterday and someone took offence. Now I'm on the sects offenders register. | |
Joke by Matt Don, in Religion and racism > Islam - Tagged scientology , joke , pub , local , sects , offenders , sex offenders , register - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 days ago
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