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What key can open any lock?

A pi-key.
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged chav , pikey , key , lock , gypsy  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago

What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking yourself out of your car got in common?
A coathanger will fix both of them.
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Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged girlfriend , car , lock , fix  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 6 months ago

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