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What's black and doesn't work?

Half of London.
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged london , black , work  - Current Score: 1250 - Added: 9 months ago

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic  - Current Score: 227 - Added: 4 months ago

I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers , the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Lets get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three pakis and a nigger. Thank You.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , 7-7 , london , terrorism , terrorist  - Current Score: 196 - Added: 2 months ago

If you think London knife crime is bad, it's not. We've had 200 murders in the last year where I live, here in the small English village of Midsomer.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged midsomer murders , knife , crime , tv , murder , london , inspector barnaby  - Current Score: 180 - Added: 1 month ago

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.
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Joke by pt, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife , stabbed , crime , london  - Current Score: 160 - Added: 2 months ago

As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day.

Four dead pakis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 2 months ago

Women have it easy these days. They can get sex whenever they want.

Any women who disagree with this, call me on 0792 191 2527 (London) and I'll prove it.
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Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged phone , sex , women , london  - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 month ago

Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged sperm , bank , cum , london  - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 year ago

I was in London the other day when I got mugged by two Chinese guys.

The police have narrowed it down to 45,000 suspects.
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Joke by maxmoore, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , they all look the same , london , mugged , maxmoore  - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 month ago

I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?"

7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , niggers , blacks , pakis , black , paki , chinese , chinks , asians , muslims , migrants , immigration , london  - Current Score: 124 - Added: 4 months ago

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