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What's black and doesn't work?

Half of London
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged unemployed , black , london  - Current Score: 1630 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic  - Current Score: 310 - Added: 9 months ago

I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers, the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Let's get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three Pakis and a nigger. Thank You.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , london , terrorism , terrorist , 77  - Current Score: 254 - Added: 7 months ago

If you think London knife crime is bad, it's not. We've had 200 murders in the last year where I live, here in the small English village of Midsomer.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged midsomer murders , knife , crime , tv , murder , london , inspector barnaby  - Current Score: 211 - Added: 6 months ago

Prince Phillip and the Queen were dining in one of London's top restaurants.
The waiter comes over and asks what Phillip would like to order.

"I'll have two rare steaks my good fellow."

Waiter, "Does sir mean two bloody steaks?"

Phillip, "Yes quite right old chap, two bloody steaks."

Queen, "And plenty of fucking chips!"
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Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > The Queen - Tagged queen , prince philip , steaks , chips , restaurant , london  - Current Score: 207 - Added: 3 months ago

They decided to take the blue smarties out of the tube as they were causing harm to the public?

It would have been a smarter idea to remove the browns from the tube ... as this would have prevented the london bombings.
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Joke by downsyndromedruglord, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london bombings , london , blue , smarties , bomb , racist , tube  - Current Score: 206 - Added: 3 months ago

Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged sperm , bank , cum , london  - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day.

Four dead pakis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs  - Current Score: 189 - Added: 7 months ago

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.
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Joke by pt, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife , stabbed , crime , london  - Current Score: 176 - Added: 7 months ago

I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?"

7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , niggers , blacks , pakis , black , paki , chinese , chinks , asians , muslim , migrants , immigration , london  - Current Score: 157 - Added: 9 months ago

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