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| What's long and black? Most police records. |    |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged long , black , police records , not their dicks - Current Score: 172 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| What's long, hard and hurts gypsies? My Shovel... | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , shovel , long , hard , acne , spots - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months ago
| I heard that drivers should take breaks when driving long distances. They should also take steering wheels, clutches, handbrakes... | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , vehicle , drive , long , distance , break , brake - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do rhubarb and cocks have in common? Both are long, thin, covered in skin, pink in the middle and go in tarts. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged long , thi , skin , pink , tarts , cock , dick , penis , rhubarb , fruit , food , sex - Current Score: 18 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's long and hard and screws women? An IQ test. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , screws , long , hard , iq test - Current Score: 1 - Added: 11 months ago
| My wife asked me to give her something long, hard and will make her moan So i gave her a mop and told her to wash the floor | |
Joke by dragon35666, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , long , hard , mop , innuendo - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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