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| A man who is friends with the manager at the local zoo is called into the managers office. "I need to ask you a favour" he says. "There's a school group coming tomorrow especially to see the silverback gorilla but he died earlier today. What I want you to do is dress up in a gorilla suit and pose as the gorilla to avoid disappointment." "No problem" says the man. "This should be fun." The next day he is in the enclosure nice and early in his gorilla suit clowning around and trying to act like any real gorilla would. The children arrive and he starts to act up for them and they all start to laugh at him. He starts to swing on the rope swing and gets quite a good reception. This encourages him a bit too much and he gets over confident and goes too high. He falls off in mid air and lands straight in the lion cage. Surrounded by lions and scared he takes the head of his suit off and screams "Help, help, I'm not really a gorilla." One lion moves closer to him and whispers. "shut the hell up or you'll get us all sacked." |    |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged zoo , gorilla , clown , animals , loon , sack - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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