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| The Queen walks into a mental hospital. On one ward, our monarch comes across a man reaching up and putting something invisible into a basket. 'What are you doing?' Liz asks. 'I'm taking the stars from the sky!' the crazy git replies. Slightly perplexed, she moves onto the next patient who is reaching into the basket and then reaching up. 'And what are you doing?' she asks. 'I'm putting the stars back in the sky' he replies. Growing tired, she moves onto the next loony who is lying down and making car noises. 'And what the fuck are you doing?' the Queen asks, growing weary. 'Trying to get away from those two nutters!' he says. 'They're fucking mental!' |    |
Joke by sexybiatch, in Illness and mortality > Mental Hospital - Tagged queen , mental , crazy , loony , patient - Current Score: 24 - Added: 8 months ago
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