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| This bloke goes into see his doctor and says, "every time I see a lorry, I get an erection." The doc laughs and says, "impossible." So the bloke stands up and walks over to the window and, after a lorry passes by, he pulls his trousers down to reveal a huge hardon. The doctor says, "this defies medical science, but give me a sample of blood then come back in three weeks and I'll have a result." Three weeks pass by and the bloke returns to the doctors. On entering his office, the doctor says, "sit down, I have some bad news for you." The bloke slumps into a chair and says, "what is it doc?" The doctor explains, "you're HGV positive." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Doctor - Tagged doctor , lorryhgv , science , blood , poitive - Current Score: 99 - Added: 6 months ago
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