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What does Shannon Matthews have in common with people who spot duplicate jokes on sickipedia?

They're probably never gonna lose their virginity!
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Joke by conan, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged shannon mathews , duplicate , losers , virgins  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 9 months ago

How do you know Tottenham Hotspur are losing?

It's five past three on a Saturday.
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Joke by lashley, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged spurs , tottenham hotspur , losers , ramos  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months ago

I'm going to make the biggest ever jigsaw with half a million pieces.

When its completed it will spell out, 'Get A Fucking Life'
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Joke by purespasticated, in Jokes with no home > Jokes - Tagged jigsaw , losers , lonely , boring  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago

What's the difference between the All Blacks and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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Joke by tokem0n, in Celebrity and news events > Sport - Tagged rugby , losers , all blacks , chokers , cup , tea bag  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Did you hear about the new All Black and Wallaby bra?

Plenty of support and no cup.
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Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Rugby World Cup - Tagged wallaby , chokers , losers , poor rugby players , amateurs , bra  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
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Joke by faugre, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , surrender , scared , bitches , losers  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 6 hours ago

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