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| Had sex for the first time with the new girlfriend the other night. Afterwards, she had the cheek to say I was lousy in bed. That's fucking ridiculous! How can she have any sort of qualified opinion after only fifteen seconds? |    |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged first time , sex , lousy , seconds - Current Score: 86 - Added: 5 months ago
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