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| A bloke sees his ex-wife with her new lover and decides to wind him up so he shouts over "How's the second-hand pussy?" Quick as a flash, her lover replies "Great! After the first three inches, it's like brand new." |    |
Joke by ged, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged lover , pussy - Current Score: 166 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Me and my wife achieved simultaneous orgasms last night. Unfortunately she was in bed with her lover and I was hiding in the wardrobe. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged orgasm , lover , wife - Current Score: 120 - Added: 2 months ago
| Been married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.... | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , husband , wife , lover , blonde - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| A man is in court for killing his wife after catching her with another man. The judge says, "Can I ask, why did you kill your wife instead of just killing her lover?" The man replies, "But sir, is it not better to just kill her, rather than a different man every week?" | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged man , wife , lover , kill , court , judge - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months ago
| A cheating wife is having sex with her lover when the phone rings. She picks it up, listens for a couple of minutes, puts it down and says, "that was my husband." Worried, her lover starts to put his clothes on. "Calm down," she says, "we've got plenty of time. He's playing cards with you and the rest of his mates." | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged adultery , cheating , cheat , sex , girl , lover , ex , boyfriend , husband - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| I was in a jewellers and the salesman came up to me and showed me a big diamond ring. "How about this, sir, the perfect gift for your wife, lover and soulmate?" I replied "Fuck off, I can't afford three of them." | |
Joke by twayne, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , lover , soulmate , diamond ring , jewels , women , sex - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| What's the definition of a perfect lover? A man with a 9-inch tongue, who can breath through his ears! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tongue , 9 inches , lover - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A man came home to find his wife in bed with another guy. ''What's going on here?'' demanded the husband. ''See,'' said the wife to her lover, ''I told you he was fucking stupid.'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged adultery , cheating , wife , husband , lover , sex , bed , stupid - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
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