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| Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled 'LSD'?" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!" |    |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged lsd , drugs , granny , hallucinations - Current Score: 290 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My doctor told me to stay well away from LSD. So I bought a 12 foot straw. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged doctor , lsd , straw , drugs - Current Score: 124 - Added: 3 months ago
| Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged drugs , route , scenic , smack , lsd - Current Score: 51 - Added: 7 months ago
| What do you get if you cross an LSD tablet with a contraceptive pill? A trip without the kids. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged lsd , drugs , contraception , pills , tablets , kids - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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