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| What should you do if your little girl starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged lube , little , girl , smoking , paedophilia - Current Score: 121 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why do old people always have the heating on full blast even in summertime? Went to see my granny yesterday and sure enough it must have been 90 degrees in her house. The poor old dear was dripping sweat. Mind you, at least I didn't have to lube her up... | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged granny , lube , old people - Current Score: 73 - Added: 4 months ago
| I got caught fucking a prostitute the other night. A bit of lube got us going again though. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , lube , fucking - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months ago
| What does a paedophile use for lube? Childrens tears. | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , children , lube - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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