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| Men never get raped, they get lucky. |    |
Joke by wycome5, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , luck , men , lucky - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirty, smelly, ugly, wart-ridden, lives in a flea-infested caravan, probably gets raped by her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather "to bring me good luck". | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , heather , luck - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was in a bus crash once. It happened outside Mr & Mrs Smiths' house and Mr & Mrs Balls' house. Luckily, I was dragged out by the Smiths | |
Joke by rob2uk, in Jokes with no home > Bus - Tagged bus , crash , balls , smith , luck - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month ago
| Last night, I found a full packet of fags and £150 on my way back from the pub. I couldn't believe my luck. The women I usually rape have fuck all money. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , luck - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month ago
| A guy goes out golfing for the first time with the club pro and they're standing on the first tee. "Now what do I do?" asks the beginner. "See down there about 350 yards? There's a flag. Just hit the ball toward the flag." Said the pro. "Okay." and without thinking... *WHACK!!!!* The ball shot like a rocket right toward the green, and eventually HIT the flag, wrapped up in it a bit, and dropped onto the green. The pro was stunned and they walked to the hole in silence. When they got there, the ball had landed a couple feet from the pin. "Now what do I do?" asked the beginner. "Uh. Well, you, uh. Hit it into the cup." said the pro. The beginner yelled, "Oh, great. NOW you tell me!" | |
Joke by yank, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged golfer , beginner , luck , first time - Current Score: 0 - Added: 11 months ago
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