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| Being a parent waiting at the ruins of a Chinese school is a lot waiting at an airport luggage carousel... Desperately waiting for yours to come out... but they all look the same, so you have check the label on the back. |    |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged chinese school , luggage - Current Score: 216 - Added: 6 months ago
| I was booking in my luggage at Heathrow and said to the booking desk girl, "can you send one of my suitcases to Rome, one to Paris and one to Madrid please?" "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we can't do that," she replied. "Why not? You managed it last fucking year." | |
Joke by captain slow, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged airport , luggage , lost - Current Score: 114 - Added: 8 months ago
| I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee asked, "has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "if it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and added, "that's why we ask, sir." | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged luggage , airport - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago
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