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| Do you know the difference between a blow job and a corned beef sandwich? No. Good. Come over tomorrow for lunch. |    |
Joke by goblues62, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged cock , sandwich , lunch , blow job - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| "May I take your Sunday lunch order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, but first I'd like to know, how do you prepare your turkeys?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Illness and mortality > Food - Tagged turkey , lunch , sunday - Current Score: 17 - Added: 8 months ago
| Two men on a building site, Steve and Paddy, are eating their lunch. Steve has a ham sandwich and he says 'I'm fucking sick of ham sandwiches, all month she's been making me ham sandwiches, if it's the same tomorrow I'm going to jump off this scaffolding'. Paddy has tuna and he says 'I'm fucking sick of Tuna too Steve, if I have Tuna tomorrow I'll jump off with you'. The next day they open their boxes and sure enough Steve has ham and Paddy has tuna. They stick to their pact and jump off the scaffolding. At the funerals the wives are talking and Steve's wife says 'I never knew he hated ham, I should have paid more attention'. Paddy's wife says 'I don't understand, Paddy used to make his own sandwiches in the morning'. | |
Joke by scouse1984, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged paddy , lunch , sandwitches - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months ago
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