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| What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm |    |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > transplant - Tagged cough , phlegm , lung - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year ago
| Smoking isnt that bad for you - there's nothing wrong with my lung. | |
Joke by GangRape, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged smoking , lung - Current Score: 92 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| My aunt reckoned smoking helped her lose weight. She was right, it did: one lung at a time. | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Smoking - Tagged aunt , weight , lung , cancer - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Have you seen the pictures of people with smoking related problems on cigarette packets? Lung cancer,throat cancer etc. Well get ready for the same thing with alcohol. Soon when you buy a can of lager there will be a picture of someone with a drink related problem. A photo of a drunk bloke fucking Dawn French.. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged pictures , people , cigarette , lung , throat , cancer , dawn french , drink , drunk , photo , bloke - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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