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| The school phoned me today and said, "your son's been telling lies" I said, "well tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!" |    |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged school , son , lies , lying - Current Score: 412 - Added: 2 months ago
| Bloke goes to buy a talking dog, he gets there and the dog says, "alright mate?" The guy says, "Fuckin hell, seen it all now." Dog says, "I've won Crufts five times, been on T.V., in films, sniffed out explosives in Iraq and run eight marathons." The guy says to the owner, "Why you selling him then?" Owner says, "Because he's a lying cunt." | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged talking dog , crufts , iraq , lying - Current Score: 60 - Added: 9 months ago
| Communities secretary Hazel Blears has accused the BNP of "playing on people's apprehensions and peddling pernicious but plausible lies". So... she's accusing them of being politicians? | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > British National Party - Tagged bnp , politics , lying , bbc news - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months ago
| Get Rich Or Lie Trying - The Karen Matthews story. | |
Joke by what???, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged karen mattews , lying - Current Score: 20 - Added: 9 months ago
| Women have only got themselves to blame for all the lying that men do. They ask too many fucking questions!! | |
Joke by crybbe666, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , men , lying , questions - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| "Fancy a shag darling?" "No!" "Mind lying down while I have one then?" | |
Joke by gorillazfan1210, in Sex and shit > Chat Up - Tagged shag , lying , down - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months ago
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