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| Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has |    |
Joke by Uncle Albert, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , macca , mucca , divorce - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year ago
| Why does Heather Mills-McCartney keep ranting like a mad-woman? She can't feel it when she shoots herself in the foot. | |
Joke by Chopper3, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills-mccartney , macca , beatles , divorce , mental , cripple , disabled , whore - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago
| Q What had 3 legs and lived on a farm? A The McCartneys But really we shouldn't make fun of macca. After all will he ever find another woman to fill her shoe? | |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged macca , mucca , shoe - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Paul wanted a divorce from Heather because of what she put in her will. It said that she is going to leave 90% of her body to science when she die, and 10% to IKEA. | |
Joke by the swindon albatros, in Celebrity and news events > Mills McCartney - Tagged mccartney , ikea , donor , heather , macca - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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