Add Joke - All Jokes - Categories - Recent Changes - Forum - Feedback - About - Buy The Book - RSS
Search:
Welcome, Guest!
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
Report a site problem
Browsing tag: mace
Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest

Showing all jokes.

Why does John Leslie cry after sex?

That's what mace does to you.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dandyboy, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , mace  - Current Score: 156 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Isn't it annoying when you're having sex and your glasses steam up?

Though to be fair, its better than getting mace in your eyes.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lickalotapus, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged glasses , mace , rape , sex  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months ago

I was shagging a young girl last night with tears running down my face.

Mace will do that to you!
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged shagging , tears , mace  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months ago

No means yes. Mace means no. Pepper spray... you're in with a chance.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by thedevilmademedoit, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged sex , rape , mace , women  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Showing all jokes.

Custurd spent 0.01ms doing 6 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.21% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel