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| I hate my boss. There's a sign behind her desk that says 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!' Mind you, she's written it in her own shit... |    |
Joke by captain slow, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged boss , mad , shit - Current Score: 100 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Bubblewrap. The psychiatrist says, ''Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'' | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > psychiatrist - Tagged psychiatrist , nuts , mad - Current Score: 74 - Added: 6 months ago
| There is nothing mad about talking to yourself. I do it a lot- its often the only way I can ensure an intelligent conversation. >>> Note for Americans- "mad" means "insane," not "angry." Oh, fuck, now I'm going to need to explain what "intelligent conversation" means too.... | |
Joke by twayne, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged mental , mad , insane , not angry , blackadder , rowan atkinson - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months ago
| The wife went mad when she found out I was in the Bricklayer's arms all last night. Dave is his name. | |
Joke by wodensson, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged wife , bricklayers , mad , gay - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months ago
| I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. | |
Joke by the_paranoid, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged mad , girlfriend , mitch hedberg - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months ago
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