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| Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann's villa to look under the bed. |    |
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , maddie , madeleine , mcann - Current Score: 277 - Added: 5 months ago
| The strangest thing happened to me last night... I put my dinner in the oven as normal, and I must have left it for about 20 minutes before going back to check on it. To my surprise, when I opened the oven door, the whole thing had gone. Tray, food, everything - not a trace. Last time I buy McCann's Oven Chips... | |
Joke by The Barren of Saturday, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine mccann , maddie , cunt - Current Score: 262 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's pink and covered in cobwebs? Madeleine McCann's bike | |
Joke by mess, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , madeleine , mccann , bike , cobweb - Current Score: 223 - Added: 3 months ago
| Just when you thought Madeleine McCann was pissing on the Hide and Seek world record, some Austrian bird romps home with 24 years! | |
Joke by markyb, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , josef fritzel - Current Score: 210 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , shannon , matthews , maddy , mcann , shannon matthews , maddie , maxmoore - Current Score: 196 - Added: 5 months ago
| John Darwin has walked into a police station after being missing, presumed dead for five years. He says that's the last time he goes on holiday with the McCanns! | |
Joke by Ed Can Do, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , john darwin - Current Score: 131 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between make-up and semen? Madeleine McCann will never have her face plastered with make-up. | |
Joke by Solid_Justice, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , semen , cum - Current Score: 122 - Added: 5 months ago
| So the Portugese police have finally closed the case on Madeline McCann. In a press conference today, Gerry McCann said that they would continue undeterred. He announced that there would be a reward of a million quid to anyone who could find the person responsible for his daughter's disappearance. 200 journalists lunged forward, grabbed Kate and yelled, "found her!" | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged kate mccann , gerry mccann , maddie , reward , house of bleary - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 month ago
| Apparantly Liverpool has been named " European Capital of Culture. " Who decided that? Bloody Hell, if they are able to find evidence of culture in Liverpool, they should lend their talents to the search for Maddie! | |
Joke by bizlop, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged liverpool , capital of culture , maddie , europe - Current Score: 56 - Added: 4 months ago
| Maddie McCann. Carlsberg don't do child abduction, but if they did... | |
Joke by Blenners, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie - Current Score: 53 - Added: 5 months ago
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