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| What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann? The Pope died a virgin. |    |
Joke by cr3, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged virgin , pope , madeleine mccann , maddie , madeleine - Current Score: 1189 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie. I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged gerry mccann , kate mccann , maddie - Current Score: 554 - Added: 4 months ago
| Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen from or heard from again. The McCanns have offered to help. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jose Mourinho - Tagged chelsea , mourinho , madeleine , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 350 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann's villa to look under the bed. | |
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged maddie , madeleine , madeleine mccann , shannon matthews - Current Score: 323 - Added: 10 months ago
| Thank God for the "save maddie fund." The parents can afford a babysitter now. | |
Joke by RossMcG, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged fund , madeleine , maddie , madeleine mccann , babysitter - Current Score: 320 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| After winning the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now travel abroad to take on the current European Champion, Madeleine McCann. Correction: the current European champion is in fact Anne Frank, who successfully hid for almost 5 years before being caught. Maddie has only been gone about 18 months. Besides, we all know she's buried in the woods. Further correction: Anne Franks record was broken by Austrian Elisabeth Fritzl, who was hidden for 24 years. But Elisabeth Fritzl was disqualified because she had help from her Dad. Further Further Correction: I've been hiding me a child for 32 years! Fuck all of you!!! Further Further Further Correction: Madeleine McCann also had help from her father, so why should miss Fritzl be disqualified? Further Further Further Further Correction: Please stop being so disrespectful about innocent children. As a six year old, I am getting fed up of the constant jibes. The situation is now so dire that it has affected my career as a salt-distiller in my uncle's basement. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged maddie , hide and seek , shannon matthews , champion , madeleine mccann , madeleine - Current Score: 314 - Added: 10 months ago
| The strangest thing happened to me last night... I put my dinner in the oven as normal, and I must have left it for about 20 minutes before going back to check on it. To my surprise, when I opened the oven door, the whole thing had gone. Tray, food, everything - not a trace. Last time I buy McCann's Oven Chips... | |
Joke by The Barren of Saturday, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged madeleine mccann , maddie , cunt - Current Score: 305 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's pink and covered in cobwebs? Madeleine McCann's bike. | |
Joke by mess, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged maddie , madeleine , bike , cobweb , madeleine mccann - Current Score: 266 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged madeleine mccann , madeleine , shannon matthews , maddie , found - Current Score: 244 - Added: 10 months ago
| Kate McCann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket. She grew out of it though - it was only a midlife crisis. | |
Joke by RobBWFC, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged maddie , midlife crisis , mccann - Current Score: 238 - Added: 3 months ago
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