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Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen from or heard from again. The Mccanns have offered to help.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jose Mourinho - Tagged chelsea , mourinho , madeleine , mccann  - Current Score: 295 - Added: 11 months ago

Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann's villa to look under the bed.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , maddie , madeleine , mcann  - Current Score: 277 - Added: 5 months ago

What's pink and covered in cobwebs?

Madeleine McCann's bike
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Joke by mess, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , madeleine , mccann , bike , cobweb  - Current Score: 223 - Added: 3 months ago

Spot the odd word(s) out

a) Olive Oil
b) Wine
c) Gold
d) Silver
e) Madeleine
f) Zinc


Answer: f. Zinc was never traded around the Mediterranean.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , traded , trade  - Current Score: 202 - Added: 5 months ago

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the Pope?

The wrinkly old penis that the Pope sees every morning is his own.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , mccann , pope , penis  - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months ago

What has Madeleine McCann in common with the England Euro 2004 team?


They both got well and truly fucked in Portugal
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged portugal , madeleine  - Current Score: 60 - Added: 5 months ago

What's the difference between Madeleine and a Jew?

One's a tight arse.....
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , jew , tight , arse  - Current Score: 57 - Added: 5 months ago

The McCanns have had to cancel their reconstruction of the night their daughter dissapeared.

The restaurant is fully booked
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Joke by firstcall, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged mccann , madeleine , restaurant , reconstruction  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 4 months ago

What has 2 arms,2 legs and flies?

Madeleine McCann
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , mccann  - Current Score: 47 - Added: 5 months ago

I see that the McCanns are in Brussels at the moment asking for £14million for an alert system to warn people when a child goes missing.
Surely, a baby monitor or a babysitter would be a lot cheaper at around £20 each.
Money grabbing bastards!
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddy , madeleine , mccann  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months ago

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