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| Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen from or heard from again. The Mccanns have offered to help. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jose Mourinho - Tagged chelsea , mourinho , madeleine , mccann - Current Score: 295 - Added: 11 months ago
| Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann's villa to look under the bed. | |
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , maddie , madeleine , mcann - Current Score: 277 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's pink and covered in cobwebs? Madeleine McCann's bike | |
Joke by mess, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddie , madeleine , mccann , bike , cobweb - Current Score: 223 - Added: 3 months ago
| Spot the odd word(s) out a) Olive Oil b) Wine c) Gold d) Silver e) Madeleine f) Zinc Answer: f. Zinc was never traded around the Mediterranean. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , traded , trade - Current Score: 202 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the Pope? The wrinkly old penis that the Pope sees every morning is his own. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , mccann , pope , penis - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months ago
| What has Madeleine McCann in common with the England Euro 2004 team? They both got well and truly fucked in Portugal | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged portugal , madeleine - Current Score: 60 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine and a Jew? One's a tight arse..... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , jew , tight , arse - Current Score: 57 - Added: 5 months ago
| The McCanns have had to cancel their reconstruction of the night their daughter dissapeared. The restaurant is fully booked | |
Joke by firstcall, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged mccann , madeleine , restaurant , reconstruction - Current Score: 55 - Added: 4 months ago
| What has 2 arms,2 legs and flies? Madeleine McCann | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , mccann - Current Score: 47 - Added: 5 months ago
| I see that the McCanns are in Brussels at the moment asking for £14million for an alert system to warn people when a child goes missing. Surely, a baby monitor or a babysitter would be a lot cheaper at around £20 each. Money grabbing bastards! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged maddy , madeleine , mccann - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months ago
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