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| When madonna first came to England she said she wanted to be more English; she's now an unmarried mother with three kids and one of them's black, how much more English can one get? |    |
Joke by el.hannen, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged madonna , single - Current Score: 328 - Added: 3 months ago
| When asked about newspaper allegations that Guy Ritchie hadn't had sex with Madonna for 18 months, Guy replied, "Well, do you fucking blame me? After 9 years of marriage, my arsehole can't take anymore." | |
Joke by billybawsacks, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged madonna , guy , split , sex , manish , marriage - Current Score: 180 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna? Jesus was only resurrected once. | |
Joke by adaytoremember, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged madonna , jesus , should be dead by now - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 month ago
| Since their split, Madonna and Guy Ritchie will have to attend court as they are arguing over custody of their kids. Neither of them wants the coon. | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged madonna , custody , kids , ritchie - Current Score: 71 - Added: 3 months ago
| I wonder if Madonna's marriage broke down the day her husband said, "take the credit card pet, and go get yourself a nice little black number." | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Guy Ritchie - Tagged black , credit card , madonna , marriage - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was in Lourdes last week. Madonna was furious. | |
Joke by hohohoimabadmofo, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged lourdes , madonna , guy , paedophillia - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| Madonna is now in trouble with Jewish Rabbis for using the name of the founder of the Kabbalah in one of her songs. They say their leader's name should only be used where no one will profit. Like one of her films perhaps? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged madonna , shit actress , kabbalah - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago
| What is Guy Ritchie getting for Christmas ? A fuckload of Madonna's Cash, and rid of the bitch. | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged madonna , divorce - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
| My first is in Africa but not in America My second is in Cambodia but not in Scotland My third is in the Phillippines but not in England What am I? Madonna's next three children. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged adopt , madonna , children - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months ago
| Madonna has jumped on the Green bandwagon. She was heard at Live Earth recycling a load of old shit. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Live Earth - Tagged madonna , live earth , shit , recycling - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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