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| I went to Cardiff last week and had a run in with the Taffia, the Welsh contingent of the Mafia; They made me an offer I couldn't understand... |    |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged taffia , mafia , offer , cardiff - Current Score: 68 - Added: 6 months ago
| You know you’re Italian when: You’re 5ft 4in, can bench press 325lbs, shave twice a day, but still cry when your mother yells at you. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel-agent are all blood relatives. Your two best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law. You are a card-carrying VIP at more than three strip clubs. If someone in your family grows beyond 5ft 6in, it’s presumed his mother had an affair. At least five of your cousins live on your street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather. It’s impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets. You have ever been in a fight defending Sylvester Stallone’s acting ability. You have at least one sister who went to beauty school. You have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is; ''He shoulda kept his big mouth shut.'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italian , italians , italy , mafia , wop - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 month ago
| An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a coupla bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, ‘Times Up?'" | |
Joke by Griffasaurus Rex, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged mafia , italians , death bed , adultery - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months ago
| How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb, one to be a witness, and one to shoot the witness | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , mafia , light bulb - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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