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| So this woman wakes up one morning with an itch down below. "Oh Christ!" she thinks, "must be thrush again, I'd better go see the GP." So she goes to the GP and he gives her an exam. "Well, it definitely isn't thrush." "So what is it then?" "You have maggots." "Oh, I'll bet it's my boyfriend fucking around again, I'll kill him! Probably that hot new blonde in his office!" "Calm down love, I sincerely doubt that you caught these from your boyfriend, even if he has had an affair at work. What's he do, anyway?" "He's a coroner." |    |
Joke by RedstarChimera, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged clap , cheating , maggots , necro - Current Score: 34 - Added: 6 months ago
| I've just seen a bluebottle trying to have sex with a maggot. Must have been one of those paedoflies. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged paedophilia , flies , maggots , sex with maggots , id even settle for sex with a maggot , but then judging by the size of my penis any sex that i have would involve a maggot - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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