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| A clergyman was staying overnight in a hotel. Before he went to sleep for the night, he had a read of the Bible. He was awoken next morning by the maid, with a cup of tea. He said to the maid, "fancy a quick shag my dear?" The maid said, "but you're a man of the cloth, that can't be right!" He said, "it's all right dear, it says so in the Bible!" She hopped into bed with the reverend gentleman and they did a bit of horizontal jogging. When it was over, the maid got out of the bed and said, "I'd like you to show me the passage in the Bible, where it says it's alright". The vicar opened the bedside table drawer, took out the Gideon's Bible and opened the cover. Someone had written in there, "ask the maid if she fancies a shag, she usually does!" |    |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Vicar - Tagged clergy , hotel , maid , quick lay , bible - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 month ago
| A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?" | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged maid , cheating , wrong number - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A hotel porter is looking through the keyhole of the honeymoon suite. "Look at her, she's enjoying that," he whispered to a passing maid. She takes a peek. "Wow, I wish my boyfriend did that to me more," she whispered back. A waiter hears and comes to join in the fun. He has a quick look. "Incredible," he says, "and last night he had the nerve to complain about a hair in his soup..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Honeymoon - Tagged hair , complain , waiter , maid , honeymoon , keyhole - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| "Hey, Mum," asked Johnny, "can you give me twenty pounds?" "Certainly not." "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears pricked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'" | |
Joke by kurlykate, in Sex and shit > Parents - Tagged maid , mum , little johnny - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months ago
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