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| Last christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged seargent , major , soldiers , christmas , bed - Current Score: 269 - Added: 3 months ago
| The girl who grew up next door to me has just landed a part in a major film, at the age of 20. My claim to fame is that I shagged her before she was famous. 16 years before to be precise. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged girl , neighbour , part , major , film , claim , fame , shagged - Current Score: 96 - Added: 5 months ago
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