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| A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , doll , sex , shop , sex shop , dolls , blow up , blow , black , white , male , female , religion - Current Score: 256 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes, The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but i failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,'I'd like a mild heart attack.' Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them! ATTENTION: female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : Please scroll down. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love. X X X | |
Joke by NOVACASTRIAN, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged women , sexist , male - Current Score: 133 - Added: 9 months, 23 days ago
| Its really nice that there are some places where the White English Male can dominate. 100 years ago, in the days of the British Empire, it was a Quarter of the World, on which the sun never set. Now it's an internet joke site that crashes several times a week. Still, better than nothing. | |
Joke by twayne, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged british empire , white , english , male , sickipedia - Current Score: 123 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| A man was brain dead, but rich, and so the doctors suggested a brain transplant. They showed his family the options, and said- " There are two potential donors- a man or a woman. A male brain is £500 000 , a female brain is £1 000 000. " "Why is there such a difference?" Asked his family. "Well," said the doctor, " Its like with cars- a man brain is cheaper because its been used." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Illness and mortality > Brain Dead - Tagged man , woman , male , female , brain , cars - Current Score: 64 - Added: 7 months ago
| This old bloke goes into an old folks home because he keeps falling over and his son can't keep his eye on him all the time. On his first day in the home, a female nurse comes along to give him a wash and she notices he has a slight erection. With that, she gives him a blow job. He gets straight on the phone to his son, telling him that he just got a gobble and what a wonderful place it was. The following, day he's walking down a corridor and he falls over - suddenly, from behind, a male nurse gives him one up the arse. He gets straight on the phone to his son again and says "get me out of here, a male nurse just banged me up the arse." His son says, "look, dad, so you took one up the arse - you got a blow job yesterday, you have to take the rough with the smooth." The old bloke says, "fuck off, I get a hard on three times a year but I fall over three times a fucking day." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Pensioners - Tagged old , bloke , male , female , nurse , arse , phone , home , blow job , gobble , wash , erection - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year ago
| A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yes, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He replied "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Husband - Tagged male , female , fly , swat , phone , beer - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| As far as I'm concerned, Hermaphrodites can go fuck themselves....... | |
Joke by bleugh, in Sex and shit > Hermaphrodites - Tagged male , female , genetalia , hermaphrodite - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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