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| The manager of a large company was informed by the directors that he was overstaffed and that two of his three admin officers would have to be fired. All three were good at their job, so the problem was, which one to keep. He decided to put $20 extra in their paypackets and be guided by their responses. One kept the money without saying a word. Another said it was the company's mistake and she had invested the money to show that she had good business sense. The third gave the money back. Which admin officer kept her job? Actually, it was the blonde with big tits. |    |
Joke by zitface, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged manager , director , officer , company , job , fired , blonde , tits - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 month ago
| A rather well-proportioned blonde decided to spend almost all of her holiday sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. “Excuse me, miss,” said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. “The manager doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but he would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday.” “What difference does it make?” she asked rather calmly. “No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel.” “Not exactly,” said the embarrassed man. “You're lying on the dining room skylight.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Blonde - Tagged hotel , roof , skylight , manager - Current Score: 54 - Added: 6 days ago
| A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?", she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I’m afraid I can’t," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged pub , hair , man , manager , hands , message , face - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admins has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened?" The cannibals all shook their heads indicating "no". After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin ?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important! | |
Joke by King Mustard, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged cannibal , cannibals , admin , admins , administrator , administrators , manager , managers , supervisor , supervisors , boss , work - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months ago
| The manager of a large office noticed a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" the manager asked. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling." "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..." | |
Joke by lorddread, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged manager , work , office , sir name - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months ago
| I went up to a manager in a department store and i said "I wanna buy a watch" "Analogue?" I said "No mate, just a watch" | |
Joke by mattypea, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged manager , watch , tim vine - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months ago
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