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| Top Tip!! Office Managers, need to reduce staffing levels but can't decide who to lay off? Have a game of musical chairs. The loser is made redundant and has already had their leaving party. |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged musical , chairs , party , staffing , managers - Current Score: 132 - Added: 3 months ago
| A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admins has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened?" The cannibals all shook their heads indicating "no". After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin ?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important! | |
Joke by King Mustard, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged cannibal , cannibals , admin , admins , administrator , administrators , manager , managers , supervisor , supervisors , boss , work - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months ago
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