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| Why the big fuss over Nelson Mandela being 90 years old? I'd rate my chances too, if I sat on my arse doing fuck all for the next 27 years. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Nelson Mandela - Tagged nelson mandela , mandela , birthday , lazy fucker - Current Score: 79 - Added: 4 months ago
| Osama Bin Laden is fed up with hiding in caves. He's contacted a public relations agency who promised him that, in return for spending a few years in jail, all his fucked-up terrorism will be forgiven, he'll be made a world hero, given his own country to rule, which will be populated by the people he once killed, and he can steal all of their hard-earned possessions. Well, it worked for Nelson Mandela. | |
Joke by julian999, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged osama , mandela , nelson , terrorist - Current Score: 34 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
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