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| During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the toilet?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go piss, bitch." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the lav. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word lav at the dinner table And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged teacher , class , johnny , dinner , lady , table , manners - Current Score: 241 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The youth of today! Saying "NO" to drugs. Where are their manners? When I was young, I would have said "no, THANK YOU." | |
Joke by charlieeee, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged say , no , drugs , manners , viz , viz top tips - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months ago
| Went to my first Bukkake night last night, they were very rude...kept telling me to shut my mouth | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Bukkake - Tagged manners , man fat , night , shut your mouth - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months ago
| Three men are walking down the street by the names of Fucku, Shit and Manners. Anyway a car comes along and runs over Shit, in a panic since they didn't have a mobile Fucku decides to look for help where upon he comes across a policeman. In a rush Fucku says "Help! Help! Shit's just been run over round the corner". Taken aback by this the police enquires "OK... what's your name?" "Fucku" came the abrupt answer... "I beg your pardon?!" "Fucku" again was the answer. Insulted the policeman asked "Where's your manners?" Fucku answered "He's round the corner picking shit off the road". | |
Joke by uddingstonbluenose, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged manners , shit , rude , policeman - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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