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| Couple have a baby but unfortunately it's only a head . Doctors tell them its a rare condition that can be cured and that they can graft a body on but only when the child is five . They take Eddie home , put him on the mantlepiece and wait. One day the parents waken Eddie up by saying ' Happy birthday son , you 're five today and boy do we have a big surprise for you ' ' And Eddie says ' Not another fucking hat ' |    |
Joke by happyjoy, in Illness and mortality > Deformity - Tagged head , eddie , mantlepiece - Current Score: 15 - Added: 6 months ago
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