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| I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance." Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged blind , spastic , kids , children , child , kid , marathon , run , charity , win , race , dave spikey - Current Score: 763 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I wouldn't be surprised if the Chinese win the marathon in the Olympics. Not because of the way they are used to the smog. It's the fact that they have 26 athletes entered, 1 at each mile stage. Who the fucks going to notice that it is not the same one that started the race? | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , marathon , cheating - Current Score: 45 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm fucked! Just ran a marathon to protest against rape. I tried saying no, but they wouldn't have it. | |
Joke by CJJ, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged protest , rape , marathon , just say no - Current Score: 39 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I've been told that, for twenty quid, I could sponsor a starving African kid. What I'd like to know, before I part with the money, is how I can be sure he actually finishes the marathon. | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Sports - Tagged starving , marathon , lab rats - Current Score: 33 - Added: 3 months ago
| Africans finished in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th place in the Olympic Marathon. Seems like having to walk 10 miles a day to get water does have its advantages.... | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged africa , africans , olympics , beijing , 2008 , marathon , 10 , miles , black - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| 200 policemen on motorbikes chasing 20 000 black men round the east end used to be called crime prevention. Tday it's called the London Marathon. | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Celebrity and news events > Marathon - Tagged marathon , police , duplicate - Current Score: 23 - Added: 7 months ago
| Paula Radcliffe: The only person ever to make the marathon look as hard as it is... | |
Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged paula radcliffe , marathon , skinny - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I'm really looking forward to seeing Paula Radcliffe line up for the New York marathon. If her record's anything to go by, she'll walk it! | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Paula Radcliffe - Tagged paula radcliffe , new york , marathon , walk - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month ago
| They're changing the name of the Delhi marathon to the Hindi 500 | |
Joke by Corgi74, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged delhi , marathon , hindi - Current Score: 0 - Added: 4 days ago
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