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Do you want to join the Alzheimer's protest march?
If so, learn the chant...

"What do we want?"

"I don't know!"

"When do we want it?"

"Want what?"
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Joke by db001, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged march , protest , chant , alzheimers  - Current Score: 147 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged german , march , tree , french , paris  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

The night of March 31st and as blind Tim gets tucked up in bed his Mum says,
"If you pray really hard tonight,tomorrow you will be able to see!" So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and Tim is still blind. His Mum gently pats him on the head.
"I know son," she said, "April fools!"
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Joke by gash, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged march , mum , fool  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago

Why did the French line the Champ-Elysees with trees?

So the Nazi's could march in the shade.
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Joke by irodeo, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged nazis , march , ww2 , france  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months ago

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