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| A rather posh lady went shopping down the local market. She stopped at the fruit stall and asked; "Where are those apples from?" "Zimbabwe, madam." Came the reply. "Oh good heavens! I couldn't buy from Zimbabwe, I do have principles." "Don't blame you love," said the man. "All those dirty little black hands mauling 'em!" |    |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged blacks , zimbabwe , market , lady , fruit , shopping - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| Man in street market shouting, "BLOW UP DOLLS £40!" A bloke says to him, "I bought one here yesterday and it went down on me ... " Man shouts, "BLOW UP DOLLS £80!" | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged blow up dolls , market - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| How do you confuse a blind lesbian? Take her to a fish market. | |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , lesbian , girl , girls , fish , market , confusion , smell , confuse - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Once a year my village holds a market for the locals to sell their wares. I baked a couple of cakes to flog - one was priced at a pound, and the other one was a fiver. A chap stopped at my stall and looked at the cakes, before pointing at the one costing a fiver and asking, "what type of cake is that one, then?" I replied, "That's Madeira cake!" | |
Joke by Crispy, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged madeira cake , my dearer cake , cake , food , market , stall , crap puns galore - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months ago
| The housing market has got so bad now... the banks have re-possessed Paul Young's hat. | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged housing , market , repossessed , paul young - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I went to Bridgend market today. Got some bargain shirts. They're a bit tight round the neck, but they hang well. | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged market , shirt , hang , neck - Current Score: 9 - Added: 9 months ago
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