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| The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite. He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?" I said, "No, you're black and you smell." |    |
Joke by haynes, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , smelly , marmite - Current Score: 1636 - Added: 2 months ago
| Just won a year's supply of Marmite! One fucking jar! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged marmite , years , supply , tim vine - Current Score: 104 - Added: 10 months ago
| Have you noticed on television how fat, ugly creatures are used to advertise food. Paddington Bear does Marmite, The Honey Monster does Sugar Puffs and Kerry Katona does Iceland. | |
Joke by wolverine, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged paddington , television , kerry katona , marmite , honey - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 month ago
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