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| A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck reverse piked with a double twist. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal." |    |
Joke by PALROSS, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged man , woman , marrage , hooker - Current Score: 50 - Added: 10 months ago
| top tip: Start acting suspicious as soon as you get married, so that when you're actually cheating on your wife, she won't know any fucking different. | |
Joke by -ryan-, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged cheating , marrage , suspicion - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months ago
| A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year". | |
Joke by ams, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , prostitue , whore , marraige , marrage , married , sex , money , suitcase - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month ago
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