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| Husband and wife... BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and always will! Wife - Have you ever cheated on me? Husband - No! Why are you even asking? Wife - Will you kiss me? Husband - Every chance I get! Wife - Will you hit me? Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Wife - Can I trust you? Husband - Yes. Wife - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top. |    |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Sex and shit > Husband - Tagged marraige , sex , divorce - Current Score: 818 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , wife , sex , marraige , revenge - Current Score: 69 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| I lost 250 pounds in one day. I divorced her. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged divorce , fat , marraige , wife , woman - Current Score: 59 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| "Married"- It's not just a word, it's a sentence. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , married , marraige , prison sentence , word play - Current Score: 39 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| My wife said to me yesterday that I'm immature and childish. I replied to her, "if I'm a child that means you're a paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert." | |
Joke by meathmick82, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged pervert , marraige , family guy - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| How are tornadoes and marriage alike? -They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house. | |
Joke by Eoghain616, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged tornadoes , marraige - Current Score: 35 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago
| Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge! | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged women , marraige - Current Score: 18 - Added: 10 months ago
| I am not sure why all the Christian groups get so upset about same sex marriages. For years I have been in a same sex marriage. I have been having the same sex in the same position with the same woman ever since I married the bitch. Isn't that what they want? | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged same sex , marraige - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago
| A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year". | |
Joke by ams, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , prostitue , whore , marraige , marrage , married , sex , money , suitcase - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago
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