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| My next door neighbour's daughter said that, when she gets older, she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Little Girl/little Boy - Tagged daughter , touched , marry - Current Score: 187 - Added: 1 month ago
| Dear Emma, I know there was a break up on Sickipedia recently, so I thought, 'why not a proposal too?' So Emma, will you marry me? I know it's a few years until your 16th birthday but I'm willing to wait. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , marriage , proposal , marry - Current Score: 185 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| After not finding a suitable virgin to marry, a rich man takes a young girl from an orphanage and puts her in the care of a monastary until she reaches the age of marriage. He picks her up ten years later, marries her, and they go on the honeymoon. She is waiting naked in bed and he walks in with a bottle of vaseline in hand and she asks, "what's that for?" He says, "being your first time, this will help ease it in." She laughs and says, "why don't you just spit on the end of your dick, like the priests did?" | |
Joke by Emm, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged virgin , marry , naked - Current Score: 131 - Added: 3 months ago
| A son from a poor family wins five million pounds on the lottery. He goes home and gives his dad five hundred quid. The old man looks at the cash and says, "thanks, son, this money will mean a lot to me. We've never had much in this family, we've always been poor. You know, I couldn't even afford to marry your mother." "What!" exclaims the son, "you mean I'm.......well.......a bastard?" "Yep," replies his dad, "and a fucking tight one, too." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Lottery - Tagged bastard , marry , poor , million , lottery , tight - Current Score: 98 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why did Paul McCartney marry Heather Mills? Because she went down on one knee. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged knee , leg , marry , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 94 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, played golf, shagged about, drank beer and farted whenever he wanted | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged girl , marry , shagged - Current Score: 48 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. | |
Joke by honkytonky, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged blonde , marry , pregnant - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the difference between marrying a woman with a kid and marrying a woman with an STD? You can't drown herpes in the bath. | |
Joke by newzero, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged marry , kid , woman , std - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| # Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son. | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged son , dad , africa , wife , marry - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year ago
| How do you a stop Essex Girl from fucking you? Marry Her.. | |
Joke by peeps, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex girls , marry - Current Score: -3 - Added: 1 month ago
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